Jub Jub verdict postponed to Tuesday

Jub Jub and his friend Tshabalala are gonna be left to stew over the weekend as the verdict has been postponed to Tuesday by the magistrate. This is according to SABC reporter Pearl Magubane and Vauldi Carelse, who has been in the court all day suffering farts and cramped spaces for the sake of bomaratahelele.

Some of the reasons why this verdict could not be delivered are that it’s raining in Protea and also that dingaka tsa Jub Jub di masepa blind. Apparently one of them came through to the court and waved a feather and then bounced right after that. If you know what he did please tell us so they can help Bobby Motaung and Julius Malema when their time comes.



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