I always saw lying to a girl as part of a relationship. You lie about the most mundane and trivial of things. You never told her where you’re really going, when you’re gonna see her, and, my personal favorite, I always lied about what I was studying. Lately it’s about what I do for a […] Continue reading → 
I’m never getting married. I’m staying a playa for life! Marriage is a bunch of bullshit that women came up with in order to draw men into a guilt-based contract which they dare not break! Men are natural hunters, always on the prowl! We’re hunters! Competitors! Risk-takers! Conquerors! We’re not meant to sit at home, […] Continue reading → 
A couple of years back I stopped being a full time weed smoker. This was more for my own safety than anything else. I now just maybe have a blunt once in a blue moon. I used to believe in being high all the time, but that shit caught up with me after a while. […] Continue reading → 
Unibo is an acronym of University of Bophuthatswana, and everyone who grew up in Mafikeng knows is it that, not Uniwest. We’re known for the calibre of lawyers we produce… Followed closely by the lecturers who bang students. Case in point: I heard about a lecturer who got caught by the student’s roommate. I don’t […] Continue reading → 
Aah! Trevor Noah! Even children from a broken home can make it in Amer’ca! If you’ve been keeping tabs on him, you’ll know that he’s on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Apparently it’s a big show in America, possibly bigger than Generations! We’ve got a clip of his first appearance on the show: Continue reading → 
Part deux, its the #WeddingDay. The gang gathers for some greasy breakfast at Wimpy, just so we can handle the headaches and babalas. We went overboard with the shooters and now everyone is feeling the effects. At least the wedding is starting later at 2pm, but if you know women, this shit will only start […] Continue reading → 
#WeddingVibes, part one! SK is getting married and I’ve got a special invite to the bachelor’s party on Friday and the awesome wedding on Saturday. The theme for the bachelor’s is Pimps and Hoes. Per usual, I hitchhike to Kuruman from Maftown. His cousin, Paul, comes to pick me up from town. Paul is a […] Continue reading → 
In the previous chapter I told you guys about my (now ex) friend Skangaka from Kuruman. Now, before the weekend when I crashed his car me and him were quite tight. He loved coming through to Maftown but I had never went to Kuruman to visit him. So I decided its time I visit him […] Continue reading → 
I stole my friend’s car. It seemed like such a great idea at the time, until I crashed it.Considering that I don’t have a license I drive pretty good. Hell, probably half the people in Maftown we see driving around don’t have licenses.I heard this old woman was struggling to pass her license and then […] Continue reading → 
After I flunked out of engineering school I went back to Mafikeng. This is where I met up with my old friend, Stunt. We were best mates growing up but we drifted apart in High School. We used to do stupid shit in high school, smoking weed. After smoking we would eat oranges so that […] Continue reading →