Aah! My favorite topic, women! Women who come into our homes every weekday, and weekends ‘cos of the monibus, and people wanna see Sbusiso get shot again, Dineo‘s hair-style, new witchcraft techniques in Limpopo via Muvhango, Thandaza should make up her damn mind, and all that. Since I only watch when I get forced to, all I do is check out the women on those shows. So, I thought to help out the fellas, let’s find out which one has the hottest women, so you plan your soapy schedule better.
Ah, Generations. The soapy staple of many a households in SA. The women? On a scale of 1 to 30, they average a 17. Look, they don’t really have nice women lately. Were it not for “Dineo Mashaba” real name Katlego Danke, and “Noluntu Memela”, real name Zenande Mfenyana, this cast would have gotten a 10 at the least! You will always be forced to watch Generations, so these are the ladies that actually make this shitty show palatable.
Let’s talk Muvhango. Since the exit of many fine dimes I no longer watch this show. The witches don’t redeem or help Muvhango’s cause for beauty. Once the chief said to his wifes, “All you know is witchcraft and gossiping!” They replied, “Bafui, we are not gossips.” – True story. But on a scale of 1 to 30? They get a 16, mainly because of “Meme”, real name Tsholo Monedi. Fine as hell, and she alone gets a 25.
Backstage, or is it Rhythm City… whatever it’s called has some nice ‘lil things, and some nice big things… if you know what I mean! KB Motsilenyane aka Lucilla Vilakazi: hott as hell, “Tshidi Khuse” real name Nokuthula Ledwaba: fine as hell, “Niki” known to her friends as Nolo, has that x-factor, the Pam “Pakistan” Andrews has a booty like poow. By the by, when she came on the scene she had a deep Cape Flats accent, and now she went larny like a muhf***a, let’s blame it on the money!
New soapy on the block, M-Net’s The Wild, is a hit with me. Come on, all those fine fine women on there? And they can actually act? Lemme give straight: out of 30 they get 27. They are scorching! They are unbelievable! They are smart! They stimulate the mind and nether regions! Connie Ferguson, she’s getting on in age but still gives you that sugar-mama vibe, she’s a business woman, face of this and that, getting that promo money from Lewis or Sales House; Minnie Dlamini, fellas and even ladies are tripping over themselves to give this girl a compliment on my other blog post and shows that this zulu thang is just on another level, face of this and that, presenter and student as well; ps, had a look at a photo of her showing thigh in bra and panties ensemble, she doesn’t have stretch marks at all!
The pierce la resistance of the show? Gail Nkoane. She’s from the Y, aka Kimberly, was a business woman running an events company there, is a former beauty queen come 3rd at City Press 2010 pageant, can actually act. This is what my homies think when they think wife!
Now, can the producers on Generations please do something about those dinosaurs on their shows? We need some eye-candy, and people who can actually act! If I’ll be forced to watch that show once in a while I wanna know that I will actually stomach it without trying to slit my wrists?!